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Taylor Swift Sex Doll - Will Celebrity Sex Dolls Happen?

Posted on June 02 2017

Recently there was a public uproar about a Saturday Night Live music performance which had lyrics that fantasized about virtual reality sex with Taylor Swift.  The exact lyrics were:

“Bedding Taylor Swift every night inside the Oculus Rift/After mister and the missus finish dinner and the dishes”.  

The chief concern was that being able to have sex with recreations of real women is degrading and crosses some sort of ethical or moral line.  We won't cover that debate in this article as many others have already attempted it's dissection, instead this article got us thinking... 

When will we be able to own a Taylor Swift sex doll?

Not until she licenses it, and unfortunately no celebrity has licensed it yet, but let's make believe for a minute.

Imagine coming home from a long day of work, the lifeless grey cubicle farm, the dreary stop-and-go commute, but there is a light.  A light at the end of the run-of-the-mill work day tunnel.  Waiting for you when you get home is a harem of the hottest celebrity sex dolls, ready to absorb your pent-up frustration, ready to help your forget your boss, your bills, the grind.  

Of course you can achieve this already with a just as good looking, slightly less famous, luxury sex doll, but the imagination could be better fooled and better stimulated by the exact likeness of a popular culture sex icon.  This is why I am in favor of celebrity sex dolls, for the experience I just described, the fantasy, the escape.  

I disagree with the dissenters that say celebrity sex dolls will be degrading to the woman in question, or that there is something morally wrong with it, and should therefore be out-lawed.  I think in many ways for a female celebrity, the option to capitalize on your beauty and license sex dolls is a very smart business decision.  Looks fade, capture that in a sex doll mold and live off the royalties of your peak beauty for the rest of your life.  

We already have precedence for celebrity sex toys

Fleshlight has been modelling their products off the likeness of well-known women for years, and it is mutually beneficial for all parties involved.  Why not do this with sex dolls too?  

Popular Fleshlight Model Examples:




So how will Celebrity Sex Dolls happen:

Sex Doll makers need to approach ripe candidates and present the business case as well as intangible benefits like immortalizing one's beauty.  - SiliconWives will get to work on this part.  I think pornography actresses are a great first target to approach for celebrity sex dolls so we'll start there and move up the list until we get to Taylor Swift.  

What is available now?

For now, until we get permission from celebrities to create sex dolls in their likeness, we can only buy sex dolls that look similar and we can imagine the rest. Here are some examples:

Wonder Woman lookalike sex doll (costume included):

Wonder Woman Sex Doll

Elsa may be able to pass for a young Taylor Swift: 

Elsa

Simone could stand-in for a slightly shorter Asa Akira:

Simone Sex Doll

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