Buying A Sex Doll Will Actually Save You Money - The Sex Doll ROI Calculator
Posted on April 25 2018
You can save $3,280 per year by purchasing a sex doll.
We've run the numbers, by giving up dating and buying a sex doll you will save yourself $3,280 in just 1 year.
Check our math - we've created the Sex Doll Return On Investment (ROI) Calculator at the bottom of this article.
The price of a luxury sex doll can be shocker to many people looking to purchase one. However, I will prove to you that buying a sex doll will actually be one of the best investments in your life. If you compare the costs of dating to the costs of a sex doll, the return on investment of a sex doll is immense!
The typical dating experience for cost-minded gentlemen, written by a Silicon Valley Bachelor:
When girls go out on a bad date, you'll always hear something along the lines of, "at least I got dinner and drinks out of it." When guys go out on a bad date, you'll hear, "I F*CKIN SPENT $200 AND I DIDN'T GET SH*T OUT OF IT!!!!" Because, us guys, believe in something called "ROI" - which in the business world is called "Return On Investment". We may not like a girl we go out on date with, but the more we invest (cost associated in the date), the more we figure we should get something out of it. Unless you're dating Tim Tebow or Jeremy Lin, we want to play a game called 'just the entire penis'... or at least some topical clothes rubbing. We need SOMETHING we can tell our friends about after spending gobs of money on that trendy little SF eatery that only sells appetizers that you have trouble pronouncing like - quinoa or arugula or bok choy. Whatever happened to the good ol' Iceberg Lettuce!??! Crunchy and refreshing!!!!
I have a friend, who used to live in Europe - he is a dirty man-whore - well, this friend, he used to think of it this way, "if I spend more on a girl during a date, I start to wonder whether I should've just saved myself the time and pain of listening to her endless babbling and just gotten a hooker.”
We say forget wasting money on women, dates and hookers - buy a sex doll instead!
Want to know a shocking statistic?
The Average Person Will Spend $20,000+ Over 5 Years Of Dating
- Men & women in the USA will date for an average of five and a half years before getting married.1
- In that time, singles will spend an average of $43.50 per date, when totalled up over five years equates to around $20,200 of spending before settling down.1
- Broken down by gender, men spent a lot more than women per date. Women spent an average of about $34.29 per date, while men spent an average of about $65.69 2
- Research by ConvergEx found that singles spend as much as $23,660 on dating in their lifetime.3
- At a conservative estimate of one date per week and a cost of $130 per date — $100 for a meal and drinks at a nice restaurant, plus $30 for two movie tickets and popcorn — the dating phase prior to marriage runs up a $23,660 tab.3
- The average dating site customer spends $239 a year for online memberships.3
Dating is pretty expensive isn't it?
Now let's take these stats and run the calculations against the cost of a sex doll with our handy Sex Doll ROI Calculator.
Sources:
1. Singles Can Spend Over $20,000 On Dates Before Settling Down
2. How Much Money The Average American Spends On Dating In A Lifetime
